Bill & Ted 3
Probability : Excellent! How would a middle aged Bill S. Preston, Esq. (Alex Winter) and Theodore “Ted” Logan (Keanu Reeves) be doing in the 2000s? I’d love to know how they could tie that idea into the existing mythology. Recently both Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter have recently gone public with their interest in making this movie a reality.
Kill Bill 3
Probability : Unlikely. Everything you need for another movie is set right up for you in Kill Bill Volume 1. The Bride (Uma Thurman) assures the young daughter of Vernita Green (Vivica A. Fox) that she will have her chance for revenge once she is older. Quentin Tarantino comes up with so many sequel ideas all the time (anyone remember The Vega Brothers?) that I doubt he’ll ever settle down and do Kill Bill 3. It’s really a shame though, it would be great to see The Bride reverse roles and become the villain.
Evil Dead 4
Probability : Low. At this point Bruce Campbell’s character Ash is so iconic how could you not want to follow his adventures in another film? Sure there’s been comic book and video game sequels over the years since 1993’s Army Of Darkness, but I want the real deal – Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. Unfortunately at this point it seems like only a remake of the original Evil Dead is on the horizon.
Mad Max 4
Probability : Filming Soon, But Lame. A few years ago Mel Gibson and George Miller were all ready to give us the 4th Mad Max film, titled Fury Road, but due the troubles in the Middle East filming was indefinitely postponed. Flash forward a couple years and two Mel Gibson meltdowns later the film is again back on track for next year but with Thomas Hardy recast as Max. The rumor is the story will pick up shortly after Beyond Thunderdome. I would have loved to see what 25 years in the wastelands would have done to the original Max but I guess that’s never going to happen.
Taxi Driver 2
Probability : Unbelievably Likely. The New York City that Travis Bickle inhabited in 1976 no longer exists. Everything has been cleaned up and Disneyfied. How would he have handled that change? That question has been on my mind for years and it looks like Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, and Lars Von Trier are planning on giving us some answers. I just hope they really follow through and get this movie done.
What’s the worst part of any zombie movie? It eventually ends.
In preparation for AMC’s new original series “The Walking Dead”, based on Robert Kirkman’s best-selling comic book series, I will be reviewing a different zombie movie everyday for the entire month of October. 31 movies in 31 days. That’s enough brain chomping fun for even the most hardcore zombiephile. Look, there comes one of them now…
George A. Romero became the godfather of the modern zombie with his groundbreaking directorial debut in 1968. Still studied 40 years later.
Sequel to NOTLD. Turned the gore factor up to 11 while presenting an interesting take on American consumerism. My favorite of the series.
Lucio Fulci’s quicky rip-off of DOTD is actually a lot of fun. Contains 2 classic scenes : A Splinter In Your Eye and Zombie vs Shark!
This low-budget horror classic from director Sam Raimi is incredibly ambitious and highly imitated. Introduced the world to Bruce Campbell.
Crazy zombie apocalypse from Italian director Lucio Fulci. The plot is pretty nonsensical but the ending is very good.
I Am Legend meets John Hughes. Two rad sisters (Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney) try to survive the end of the world. One of my personal favorites.
Best special effects and probably the weakest film in the Romero series. Budgetary problems are probably to blame for the film’s limited scope.
What’s more metal than zombies? How about some dead rock stars returning from the grave to fight Hitler and his werewolf wife Eva Braun!
Really funny punk rock riff on Romero’s zombie series. First appearance of the “running zombie” that I could find.
One of those rare movies that embraces it’s own campiness. Nobody played a cop better in the 1980s than Tom Atkins.
A really terrible movie turned into a classic thanks to Mystery Science Theater 3000. Don’t try watching it without their hilarious riffing.
The perfect mixture of horror and comedy. I still think this scene contains some one of the greatest fights ever captured on film.
Horrible acting, zero budget – this movie is so bad its awesome. I don’t know what the hold up is, but release this thing on dvd already!
Less than stellar sequel tries to be too funny and fails miserably. Case in point – Michael Jackson zombie. Skip this one.
The funniest film of the series finds Ash transported back to medieval times. This is the movie that made Bruce Campbell an icon.
Before Peter Jackson was winning Oscars, he directed some amazing horror films – including this one that may be the goriest movie ever!
Ditching the lame comedy of Part 2, the series really got back on track with this installment. Really amazing and gross special effects.
Funny and just plain weird Italian zombie movie from Dario Argento protege Michael Soavi starring Rupert Everett. I really like the ending.
This Yakuza/zombie import is pretty forgettable but it does contain one of the funniest lines ever – “They’re probably zombies”.
Every bad American actor living in Japan showed up for a part in this movie about young schoolgirls turning into zombies.
Brought the zombie movie screaming (and running) into the 21st century. I really like the documentary look of the movie.
So bad its not even funny, this Uwe Boll stinker should be avoided at all cost.
Zack Snyder did the impossible – made a great remake of one of my favorite movies of all time. Make sure you watch all of the credits…
Even though I feel like this movie is the weakest of the series to date, it does have a few cool things going on to keep your attention.
Hilarious homage to the Romero zombie universe. Made me a lifelong fan of any work Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg do in the future.
After 19 years away from the genre he invented, George A. Romero has returned! Slickest looking of the series and you actually see the zombie evolve.
I know, let’s buy a recognizable title and crap all over it! The makers of this excuse for a movie should really be ashamed of themselves.
An interesting movie that takes place in a 1950s-esque alternate universe where people use shock collars to keep zombie servants.
Few zombie movies take place in daylight let alone the desert. I really like that about this movie, probably my favorite of the series.
Thankfully not just a rehash of the first movie’s style or story. I wonder if they will ever get around to making 28 Months Later…
George A. Romero reboots his own series with mixed results. I’m not a huge fan of this movie but I’m interested on where he goes from here.
That Completist Mentality, or: Why do I own 2 versions of the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy when I really don’t even like it?
That’s a good question, one I found asking myself recently as I began the yearly task of reorganizing my dvd collection. Usually I would end up have a box or two of new dvds that needed to be sorted and inserted into my ever expanding wall of dvds. But staring at this year’s pile sitting on my living room floor I knew something had to be done to stop this madness.
I have a lot of dvds, many are unwatched or even opened. The fun has always been in the hunt for that rare or obscure movie. I just couldn’t buy the first film of a series without the rest. If I liked a certain director I had to have all of their movies. And then there are those certain movies that I figured everyone should have in their collection. It is a true sickness.
But in the age Netflix what’s the point of owning thousands of movies when you can have any movie you want in your mailbox tomorrow? And if you can’t wait that long you can even start instantly streaming thousands of movies via Hulu, iTunes, Xbox Live, Amazon, and so on. Keeping that mantra in mind it was time to start making some hard decisions. One by one I started analyzing each movie and by the end I managed to actually cut my collection in half. Sure I still have a lot of movies, but cut me some slack, I got rid of all of my Lord Of The Rings dvds.
In celebration of every horror film fan’s month, I will be reviewing one of my favorite horror films every day. I’ll start by picking one of my favorite films from 2008 and continue all the way back to 1978, the year John Carpenter’s original HALLOWEEN was released. Every title is readily available on dvd if want to follow along.
What could have easily become a lame gimmick, the first-person perspective really adds to the tension of this creepy giant monster film.
The Mist (2007)
A film that gets better each time I watch it. A terrific ensemble cast and creepy monsters. One of my favorite endings ever!
Resident Evil (2002)
Probably the first film based on a video game that I actually liked and one of the first films in the current zombie resurgence.
Session 9 (2001)
Incredibly tense film about an asbestos cleaning crew working in an abandoned mental hospital. Don’t watch this one alone late at night…
Ginger Snaps (2000)
A well-made little film that uses lycanthropy as a metaphor for puberty. The 2 young female leads are very good in their first film.
Blair Witch Project (1999)
A rare film that transcended the horror genre and became a must-see for non-horror fans. I haven’t watched it since 1999, it still holds up.
The Ugly (1997)
A psychiatrist interviewing a well-known serial killer finds out that the voices the killer hears may be more than just voices.
Troll 2 (1992)
Arguably one of the worst films ever made. Everyone owes it to themselves to see this one at least once in their life. Hilarious and awful.
The Blob (1988)
One of the last great all-practical effects films. A real fun remake with a cliff-hanger ending for a sequel that never was made.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Remembered for its completely shocking ending (NSFW) more than anything else. That’s a shame because it really is a pretty good film. NOTE : You should really watch the film before spoiling the ending.
Possibly the scariest PG-rated film ever made. The sequels are pretty terrible. A lot of people would say the entire series is cursed.
Friday the 13th (1980)
This film took what Halloween started and turned the gore factor up to 11. Most of the endless sequels are actually pretty good too.
Agnus Scrimm’s Tall Man is just as creepy today as he was in 1979. Weird poster too that has nothing to do with the film.
Hands-down my favorite horror film of all time. Its so simple you wonder why nobody thought of doing it before this one came out.