Category: MOVIE REVIEWS
Are You Scared, 2006 – ★★★
Terrible Saw rip off but there was still some fun to be had at the terrible acting.
Black Phone 2, 2025 – ★★★
Leans into dreamlike horror with style, channeling that Elm Street energy while keeping its own sinister edge. A worthy follow-up.
Helloween, 2025 – ★
A shameless imitation without the talent or vision—cheap, dull, and completely devoid of the edge it tries to copy.
Brute 1976, 2024 – ★★★
A solid start with grit and style—sets the tone for what could become a great throwback series.
Ebony & Ivory, 2024 – ★★★
Wonderfully offbeat and genuinely funny, it walks the perfect line between absurd and endearing.
Your Host, 2025 – ★★★
Elevated by a standout turn from Jackie Earle Haley, it’s a solid genre piece that proves star power still matters in horror.
The Toxic Avenger, 2023 – ★★★
Energetic and packed with gore, but too polished for its own good. Lacks the messy, anarchic soul that defined the original.
Cade: The Tortured Crossing, 2023 – ★★★★
Completely unhinged and effortlessly Breen—nonsensical, self-serious, and absolutely mesmerizing in its ineptitude.
Match, 2025 – ★★★
Unexpectedly entertaining, it delivers way more energy and wit than its premise suggests. A pleasant surprise.
V/H/S/Halloween, 2025 – ★★★
Revitalizes the series with creative segments and nasty fun—proof there’s still life left in the tape.
Out There Halloween Mega Tape, 2022 – ★★
Tries to recapture the magic but falls flat—too forced, too long, and missing the charm that made the original special.
Good Boy, 2025 – ★★★
Inventive and surprisingly effective, the canine perspective adds a fresh layer to a familiar thriller setup.
Weapons, 2025 – ★★★★
Intense, layered, and expertly crafted—it not only meets the hype but blows past it. A gripping ride.
HauntedWeen, 1991 – ★★★
Low-budget charm and goofy energy make this a perfect slice of regional horror comfort food. Pure 90s fun.
