LATEST STUFF
Animal, 2014 – ★★
Pretty standard monster attacking people in a cabin movie. I did appreciate the monster design and the fact that the end took place outside in daylight.
Black Roses, 1988 – ★★★
Killer 80s metal soundtrack, creative effects, and 30 year olds playing high school students. A perfect movie for The Last Drive-In.
The Marine 2, 2009 – ★★
Not nearly enough action. Made me miss the good old days of 80s and 90s action movies.
30 Days of Night: Dark Days, 2010 – ★★
Solid idea for a sequel. I just don’t think they pulled it off.
Dangerous Men, 2005 – ★★★★
Really lived up to exactly what I was hoping for. Salehi (aka John Rad) is another in the long line of auteurs that seem to never to have watched a movie but want to make one anyway. Highly recommended.
I Think We're Alone Now, 2018 – ★★★
Beautifully shot movie but I really wish there was more going on.
Uncle Peckerhead, 2020 – ★★★
I had a lot of fun watching this one. Lots of over the top gore. I always seem to like movies about bands living the van life.
Apps, 2021 – ★★
I’d say skip right to the third story by Lucio Rojas and ignore the rest. It’s by far the best of the four.
Cruel Jaws, 1995 – ★★★
Typical Bruno Matei cheese. Tons of bad acting but the shark actually looked pretty good.
