Category: MOVIE REVIEWS

I wasn’t expecting much, but it squeezed out a few genuine laughs. The real highlight is the creature suit near the end, which looks far…

A by-the-numbers remake that rarely finds a reason to exist.

It’s a familiar story, but Adam Rehmeier knows how to make well-worn material feel fresh. The performances do the heavy lifting, giving the characters enough…

It really baffles me to why this has been so popular. Sure, Inde Navarrette is good, but there’s nothing really beyond that.

The animation is absolutely gorgeous, and it was fascinating seeing the original story instead of the version most people know. Even when the pacing slows,…

Renny Harlin slips right back into his comfort zone with slick, no-nonsense thrills. It won’t reinvent the genre, but it moves at a brisk pace…

One of the year’s biggest surprises. The concept stays fresh, the kills are wildly creative, and the playful tone never undercuts the tension. It knows…

A love letter to exploitation cinema that’s as funny as it is gloriously over-the-top. The fake trailers, outrageous energy, and commitment to the gimmick make…

A killer hippo should be way more fun than this. The creature concept is wasted on sluggish pacing and surprisingly tame action. There are a…

Pure sleazy ’80s entertainment that knows exactly what lane it’s in. The small-town atmosphere and grimy vibe do most of the work, even if the…

I really wanted this to work, but it never takes full advantage of its leads. John Cena and Eric André have flashes of chemistry, yet…

After the big turning point, it never quite finds its footing again. The conflict drags on because nobody acts like a normal person would, making…

Another hypnotic slow burn that fully embraces its laid-back rhythm. The performances and moody atmosphere do most of the heavy lifting, making the deliberate pacing…

The creature effects are a lot of fun, especially the practical work, but it takes far too long to find its groove. The slow first…

Every character is impossible to root for, and the story gives you no reason to try. The dialogue grates, the decisions get dumber by the…