Category: MOVIE REVIEWS

Beautifully shot but hard to connect with when everyone’s so grating—style and nostalgia can’t make up for empty charm.

Wild, gripping, and endlessly engaging—powered by a phenomenal ensemble and Sean Penn going gloriously off the rails. A blast from start to finish.

Gorgeous, emotional, and immaculately crafted—every element clicks, with Del Toro delivering a dark, heartfelt triumph.

Complete bottom of the barrel stuff here. A complete chore to finish.

Terrible Saw rip off but there was still some fun to be had at the terrible acting.

Leans into dreamlike horror with style, channeling that Elm Street energy while keeping its own sinister edge. A worthy follow-up.

A shameless imitation without the talent or vision—cheap, dull, and completely devoid of the edge it tries to copy.

A solid start with grit and style—sets the tone for what could become a great throwback series.

Wonderfully offbeat and genuinely funny, it walks the perfect line between absurd and endearing.

Elevated by a standout turn from Jackie Earle Haley, it’s a solid genre piece that proves star power still matters in horror.

Energetic and packed with gore, but too polished for its own good. Lacks the messy, anarchic soul that defined the original.

Completely unhinged and effortlessly Breen—nonsensical, self-serious, and absolutely mesmerizing in its ineptitude.

Unexpectedly entertaining, it delivers way more energy and wit than its premise suggests. A pleasant surprise.

Revitalizes the series with creative segments and nasty fun—proof there’s still life left in the tape.

Tries to recapture the magic but falls flat—too forced, too long, and missing the charm that made the original special.