Author: chris

Joy Ride 3, 2014

At least they finally upped the gory death scenes in this installment.

Wonder Woman 1984, 2020

Light on action. Silly plot. Raised so many weird ethical questions they had no interest in exploring. A real disappointment.

Sputnik, 2020

A good alien creature feature. Very interesting setting.

Burning Bright, 2010

Hard to believe you could make a boring movie about a killer tiger loose in a house during a hurricane.

Christmas Evil, 1980

More TAXI DRIVER than slasher movie. Had some fun moments and how can you not love that ending?

Dial Code Santa Claus, 1989

A completely bizarre and entertaining movie. If you explained the plot to someone they would think you lost your mind.

Tenet, 2020

All plot, no story. There’s a kernel of a cool idea in here but Nolan tries to deliver it in bursts of mumbled exposition dumps and flashy but dull action set pieces.

The Being, 1983

An unintentionally funny early 80s horror movie with an actually pretty cool looking monster.

Freaky, 2020

I’m a big Happy Death Day fan and I was really expecting this new movie to be funnier than it was.