Author: chris

The Outlaws, 2017 – ★★★

The compelling performances by Ma Dong-seok and Yoon Kye-sang elevate the film, making it an engaging experience from start to finish. Their strong presence has me eager to check out the other films in this series.

Oddity, 2024 – ★★

The film treads familiar ground, offering nothing we haven’t seen countless times before. The unsatisfying ending only adds to the overall disappointment.

Alien: Romulus, 2024 – ★★★★

Initially, I was torn between giving it 1 or 4 stars, but after some thought, it definitely deserves 4 stars for capturing the 1970s retro-futuristic aesthetic perfectly. Alvarez’s bold direction and commitment to the style make it a standout entry in the series.

The Stabilizer, 1986 – ★★

The stunts and questionable acting offer some fun moments, but they fall short of their full potential. I found myself wishing they had pushed the envelope just a bit more to make it truly memorable.

Cocaine Werewolf, 2024 – ★★

Even by Mark Polonia standards, this film feels like a low-effort endeavor, lacking the usual charm of his work. The minimal effort put into the production makes it hard to find anything redeeming.

The Pink Cloud, 2021 – ★★

After the intriguing premise wears off, there’s little to hold your interest. The film struggles to maintain engagement, leaving it feeling somewhat flat.

Blood Conscious, 2021 – ★★

The one redeeming quality of this film is Nick Damici’s dedicated performance; he never phones it in, even when the material falls flat. His effort is the only thing keeping this movie remotely watchable.

We Are Zombies, 2023 – ★★

The script felt a bit undercooked, leading to a movie that often struggled with uneven pacing and tone. Despite some interesting moments, it never quite finds its footing.

Guyver: Dark Hero, 1994 – ★★★

This sequel offers a stronger story than the first, but the two-hour runtime tests your patience. Despite its improvements, the pacing makes it a bit of a slog to get through.

ZEF – The Story of Die Antwoord, 2024 – ★★

This film feels more like a propaganda piece aimed at rehabilitating the band’s tarnished image rather than an honest documentary. The lack of critical outsude perspective makes it hard to take seriously.

The Gingerdead Man, 2005 – ★

This film marks a real low point for Full Moon Pictures, offering little in the way of entertainment. The lack of fun makes it a disappointing experience overall.

The Guyver, 1991 – ★★

The film is much sillier than I remembered, but it still has a certain charm. The monster suits remain incredible, showcasing some impressive practical effects.

The Aftermath, 1982 – ★★★

This film is an enjoyable watch, though it doesn’t quite capture the same level of excitement as Barkett’s Empire of the Dark. While entertaining, it lacks the interesting story that made his other work more engaging.