Author: chris

Watchmen

Watchmen

Zack Snyder has made an excellent adaptation of the “unfilmable” graphic novel. It will take multiple viewings to fully take it all in.

Twilight

Twilight

So this Edward guy sure seems like a creepy, popped-collar stalker. I was laughing at the Sci-Fi Channel Original level of special effects.

Rachel Getting Married

Rachel Getting Married

I love films like this where you learn more and more about the characters through the subtle things they say and do.  Check this one out.

Chocolate

Chocolate

An autistic girl uses the skills she learned by watching Tony Jaa films to collect her mother’s debts. Has some great fight scenes.

Blindness

Blindness

Julianne Moore turns in another strong perfomance in this film about a group of people trying  to survive a sudden epidemic of blindness.

Punisher: War Zone

Punisher: War Zone

The fantastic Ray Stevenson is perfectly cast as the Punisher in this surprisingly fun movie. Also quite faithful to the Garth Ennis comic.

Zombie Strippers!

Zombie Strippers!

Surprisingly entertaining and really great make-up effects. There’s really not much to say, the title says it all.

Amusement

Amusement

Very high production values for a straight to video release.  They didn’t help to make the movie interesting.

The Gingerdead Man

The Gingerdead Man

Gary Busey literally phones in his performance as a killer that somehow ends up as magical flour that is baked into a gingerbread man.

Feast 3: The Happy Finish

Feast 3: The Happy Finish

The final chapter of this trilogy ends on one of the most bizzare notes ever. I hope they keep the series going just to see what happens.

Trailer Park Of Terror

Trailer Park Of Terror

A really loud and annoying take on the classic CARNIVAL OF SOULS.  It didn’t make a whole lot of sense most of the time.

Midnight Movie

Midnight Movie

These festival circuit favorites never really live up the the hype. The whole movie killer coming alive was done much better in DEMONS.

American Psycho

American Psycho

After recent events I had the urge to re-watch this film. I didn’t remember how funny it was. Sure its violent but its really funny too.