Author: chris

Amy Adams gives it her all, but the thin story leaves her howling into the void. Striking ideas, just not enough substance.

Nostalgic chaos with heart and humor—captures the Y2K vibe with style, even if it doesn’t always stick the landing.

Just not my thing. Despite its strengths, the fantasy elements kept me at arm’s length.

Impressively gnarly effects and thrilling set pieces make this a beast worth hunting down. Old-school monster mayhem done right.

Absurd but entertaining, it rides its ridiculous premise with confidence and delivers some solid thrills along the way.

Delivers exactly what you’d expect—bloody bites, bad decisions, and guilty-pleasure fun from start to finish.

A warm, respectful look at a legend. It may not break new ground, but for fans, it hits all the right notes.

This sequel manages to deliver a serviceable follow-up to a classic, even though it can’t fully escape the original’s shadow. Unfortunately, Mescal’s lack of onscreen charisma makes it hard to believe he could rally anyone to his cause.

This felt like a complete waste of time, offering no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It’s baffling that there was enough interest to spawn a three installments, given how unwatchable this one ended up being.

The initial setup feels fairly typical, giving little hint of what’s to come. By the time the wild third act arrives, it’s so unexpected that I couldn’t help but enjoy every moment.

The story does a great job of drawing you in, holding your attention through most of the runtime. However, it abruptly ends just as things get truly fascinating, leaving me wanting more.

It leans heavily on the mid-2000s horror remake formula, offering few real surprises or innovation. Despite a few decent scenes, it never really sets itself apart from others in that era.

It’s painfully obvious they banked on name recognition to lure in unsuspecting viewers. The end result is a tedious experience that fails to justify its own existence.

The moody, lo-fi cinematography and unsettling visuals create an atmosphere that kept me on edge. However, the narrative could have used more depth to fully capitalize on its eerie setup.