Author: chris

The acting was terrible. The script was terrible. A dreadful waste of time.

Tom Hardy is completely miscast in this movie. I didn’t believe for one second he was some hard boiled investigative reporter. The action scenes were so boring. I have no idea how this movie made $800 million.

It was a lot of fun to watch this awful movie with the MST3k treatment. I feel bad for anyone who watched this without them.

Best ending in all of movies? Maybe but just don’t ask me what happened in the other 90+ minutes of this whacked out movie. I have no idea.

Where has this movie been all of my life? I don’t know how I missed this back in the VHS glory days. What a fun slasher movie!

A simple premise directed flawlessly by the late Wes Craven. I still think this movie is criminally underrated.

Lighter on plot than the last few entries but no less thrilling. The bathroom fight and prisoner heist were the standouts.

Still packs a wallop after all these years. Franklin still deserved everything he got.

A very long 90 minute movie and I still don’t know why anything happened.

Fey and Poehler had great chemistry as always. The movie played out like a funny teen comedy filled with 40 year olds.

I do like the “screen life” genre and I felt this movie broke a one of its fundamental rules. Just show the full screen as is, no unnecessary zooming in to highlight something. That kind of stuff takes me right out of the movie.

Mildly entertaining if you can ignore the ridiculous overacting. Iko Uwais is basically a real-life superhero so back the cameras up and let the guy do his thing. Stop editing all his fight scenes so poorly that you can barely see what is happening.