Author: chris

Guns Akimbo, 2019

I really enjoyed Deathgasm and was looking forward to this one. This one just didn’t click for me the same way.

The Last Blockbuster, 2020

I worked for Blockbuster during the heyday years of 1994-2004. That was the most fun I’ve ever had working. Nothing was better than having customers looking for you for a movie suggestion or two.

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Unhinged, 2020

It’s been a pretty good year for trashy fun action movies. This one had a bonkers performance from Russell Crowe and some brutal violence. I hope they can make a sequel fast.

Scare Me, 2020

It was the equivalent of watching a boring horror podcast.

Console Wars, 2020

An interesting look behind the scenes of Sega’s fight to the top and eventual downfall. I’d love to see a sequel to bring us up to modern day game systems especially the Xbox One fiasco.

They Salivate, 2020

One of the grossest things I have ever seen. Thanks Fantastic Fest for scarring me forever.

How to Deter a Robber, 2020

There might be a good movie in here somewhere but the two leads were so irritating to me I couldn’t enjoy the movie.

Girl, 2020

Nothing here you haven’t seen done better in 10 other revenge movies.

The Boy Behind the Door, 2020

Very disturbing movie once you stop and think about what is really going on. I dig movies where the protagonist makes all the right decisions but the killer stays one step ahead of them.

Action U.S.A., 1989

Thank you Fantastic Fest for shining a light on this gem. Fun from beginning to end. Some of those explosives were wildly dangerous and I love it all.

The Stylist, 2020

A gender swapped version of MANIAC that I really enjoyed. It’s hard to make your killers sympathetic but Najarra Townsend really pulled it off.

Teddy, 2021

This movie is a hard pass for horror fans. I’ve never seen a werewolf movie where you actually never see the werewolf. Bizarre.