Thrash, 2026 – ★★★
Sharks in the middle of a hurricane? I’m buying a ticket every time. The movie knows exactly how ridiculous its premise is and has fun…
Sharks in the middle of a hurricane? I’m buying a ticket every time. The movie knows exactly how ridiculous its premise is and has fun…
Sam Rockwell does what Sam Rockwell always does and makes every scene better. The offbeat humor lands, the pacing stays lively, and I really appreciated…
Pathetic from top to bottom. The kills lack impact, the mystery never grabs you, and the fan service feels like a substitute for actual ideas.…
You can feel Sam Raimi’s fingerprints all over it, but it never fully cuts loose. The survival setup is engaging and the pacing stays steady,…
I finally gave it a chance, and I wish I hadn’t. Every ounce of personality from the original gets replaced with sterile action and gray…
Visually stunning as expected, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that we’ve already been here. The spectacle is impressive, yet the story follows familiar beats…
Kansas Bowling keeps winning me over. Her offbeat style gives this a personality all its own, and even when it gets messy, it’s never dull.…
A decent introduction if you know nothing about Bob Lazar, but longtime followers probably won’t find much that’s new. The recreations are well done, yet…
A warm, nostalgic snapshot of a time that feels impossible to recreate. It captures the simple joy of wasting an entire day on the boardwalk,…
Making a shark movie boring is an accomplishment, just not the kind anyone wants. Despite a few decent moments, the slow pacing and lack of…
A killer whale is a fun enough hook to keep things moving, even if the movie never goes beyond the basics. The survival setup works,…
After the previous installment, this felt like a huge step backward. The scares lose their edge, the story spins its wheels, and it wastes the…
An exhausting mess that mistakes confusing ideas for clever storytelling. The pacing is lifeless, the satire never lands, and by the end I was just…
The dreamlike approach never develops into anything especially memorable, leaving the story feeling more vague than haunting. It fades from memory almost immediately.
It’s hard to be too harsh on something made by a teenager. The ambition is easy to admire, and the goofy prehistoric slasher concept has…