LATEST STUFF

Blood Conscious, 2021 – ★★

The one redeeming quality of this film is Nick Damici’s dedicated performance; he never phones it in, even when the material falls flat. His effort is the only thing keeping this movie remotely watchable.

The Pink Cloud, 2021 – ★★

After the intriguing premise wears off, there’s little to hold your interest. The film struggles to maintain engagement, leaving it feeling somewhat flat.

We Are Zombies, 2023 – ★★

The script felt a bit undercooked, leading to a movie that often struggled with uneven pacing and tone. Despite some interesting moments, it never quite finds its footing.

Guyver: Dark Hero, 1994 – ★★★

This sequel offers a stronger story than the first, but the two-hour runtime tests your patience. Despite its improvements, the pacing makes it a bit of a slog to get through.

ZEF – The Story of Die Antwoord, 2024 – ★★

This film feels more like a propaganda piece aimed at rehabilitating the band’s tarnished image rather than an honest documentary. The lack of critical outsude perspective makes it hard to take seriously.

The Gingerdead Man, 2005 – ★

This film marks a real low point for Full Moon Pictures, offering little in the way of entertainment. The lack of fun makes it a disappointing experience overall.

The Guyver, 1991 – ★★

The film is much sillier than I remembered, but it still has a certain charm. The monster suits remain incredible, showcasing some impressive practical effects.

The Aftermath, 1982 – ★★★

This film is an enjoyable watch, though it doesn’t quite capture the same level of excitement as Barkett’s Empire of the Dark. While entertaining, it lacks the interesting story that made his other work more engaging.

Pandemonium, 2023 – ★★

The film starts with a fantastic concept, but the short stories drag on far too long, losing their impact. It would have been much more effective with tighter pacing and shorter segments.

#ChadGetsTheAxe, 2022 – ★★★

This film is one of the rare screen life movies that truly gets it right, effectively using the format to enhance the story. The lively chat scroll adds an extra layer of enjoyment, making it a fun watch.

MaXXXine, 2024 – ★★★★

The trilogy concludes perfectly, and Mia Goth’s performance has made me a huge fan. I’m eager to see what Ti West has in store next.

Deadpool & Wolverine, 2024 – ★★★★

This movie is a delightful send-off for the old FOX Marvel universe, with plenty of surprises that are best experienced firsthand. Hugh Jackman’s return as Wolverine is a highlight, adding to the film’s charm and excitement.