Eenie Meanie, 2025 – ★★
Derivative and uninspired, it recycles familiar beats without adding anything fresh or memorable.
Derivative and uninspired, it recycles familiar beats without adding anything fresh or memorable.
Thin and uninspired, it trudges along without offering much beyond basic genre beats. Quickly forgettable.
Gory, fast-paced, and surprisingly solid—easily the standout entry, showing there’s still some life in this series.
Inventive and offbeat, it blends genres with wild energy. Flawed but fascinating—and the upcoming remake should be something to see.
A solid update with some sharp moments, but the late twist undercuts much of the goodwill the entire series built.
Drop pod incoming! 🚀 Today I’m diving into Helldivers 2 for the very first time on Xbox, and it’s absolute chaos in the best way possible. Explosions, alien bugs, friendly fire… and probably a few mistakes along the way 😅. There’s so much to learn, but one thing’s for sure:...
Clumsy and contrived, it coasts on the success of the first but feels like a tired, rushed cash-in.
Slick, cheesy, and packed with 90s charm—it may not reinvent the slasher, but it’s still a blast to revisit.
Disturbing and uncompromising, but the lack of justice leaves it hollow. A bleak tale that tests patience as much as faith.
Visually stylish but painfully dull, it drags from the first frame to the last without offering anything engaging.
Grimy, atmospheric, and fun in its restraint—the monsters stay mostly hidden, but the urban decay sells the horror.
Brutal kills aside, it’s a hollow slasher with a weak story that fails to bring anything fresh to the table.
Bleak, unsettling, and meticulously crafted—Aster once again delivers a haunting vision that lingers long after the credits.
Chaotic, sleazy, and endlessly entertaining—an 80s cult classic that’s best enjoyed with a crowd ready to revel in its madness.