Category: REVIEWS

Grave Encounters 2, 2012

I didn’t really like the first one so all the call backs to the original did nothing for me.

The Perfect Weapon, 2020

I feel like they just skimmed the surface and didn’t dive deeper into this interesting subject.

Chaos, 2005

They thought they were making the “most brutal movie ever”, all they did was make a completely boring Last House on the Left ripoff with a super “edgy” but laughable ending.

Joy Ride, 2001

I’m sure I saw this back when it came out. Watching it again I understand why I can’t remember anything about it. Totally forgettable.

Homewrecker, 2019

Two good lead performances but I felt the movie dragging a bit even though it’s barely over an hour long.

Hack-O-Lantern, 1988

One of the great 80’s heavy metal movies. Hy Pyke is so ridiculous and over the top you can’t help being entertained by his performance.

Haunt, 2019

Fun horror movie with some cool new villains. The main cast was completely forgettable. I look forward to more.

Cyst, 2020

Actually not as gross as I was expecting it to be. I did laugh a bunch.

Greenland, 2020

I found it hilarious that in the middle of the entire world ending everyone this family runs into has the time to stop and give them 100% attention and care.

The New Mutants, 2020

Messy from start to end. The characters and their powers were barely explained so I don’t know if it made any sense to people unfamiliar with them. At least they saved Warlock for the eventual reboot years from now.