Category: REVIEWS

There are slow burn movies, then there’s NEXT OF KIN. I really enjoyed this one but I admit I had to go lookup exactly what happened.

Excellently made fan film. Whoever owns the right to Friday the 13th needs to get their act together and start making some more movies already.

I wasn’t too thrilled with this Tarantino wannabe. Gandolfini was acting circles around everyone else in this movie. He is sorely missed.

I laughed anytime Bruce Willis got out of his chair. There wasn’t a lot of laughing.

A terribly boring mashup of THE PURGE and THE WARRIORS. On a positive note, there were tons of great practical effects.

James Gunn has done it again. Sure people will compare this the the far superior Guardians films, but this one was a whole ton of fun too. Great to see Gunn still keeping to his Troma roots and spilling the red stuff when needed. RIP Milton.

Peter Berg and real life events go together like peanut butter and jelly. He doesn’t get nearly the credit he should, he’s a damn good director.

The extreme low budget really shows. I think they tried to hide it by over lighting every scene to the point of near blindness.

It’s a stretch to even call this a horror movie. I don’t understand the point of this one at all.

Not as nearly as exciting as the other Cannon Films documentary Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films, but I did enjoy all of the archival behind the scenes footage from the era.

A big resounding “meh”. The songs weren’t super catchy. The practical gore effects were decent.

A couple of movie buddies and I called this one in about the first 10 minutes. Not recommended.

After 8 movies Dom finally realizes he isn’t always right and grows about 4 inches taller to reconcile with his little brother John Cena. Han finally gets justice and the crew are basically immortal superheroes now driving through satellites in outer space now.

A hilarious mix of Terry Gilliam, THE OMEN, and SWIMMING WITH SHARKS. I’m glad I finally got to see this. Thanks @therealjoebob!

All the fun without all the baggage of “family”. Brixton Lore (seriously, who makes up these bad-ass names?) is a terrific foil for Hobbs & Shaw to literally tackle and punch in the face repeatedly. You know Lore is going to return as a good guy any movie now. This...