Category: REVIEWS
A Classic Horror Story, 2021 – ★★★
Started off a little shaky but I did enjoy this blood soaked riff on Midsommar.
Night Swim, 2024 – ★★
Way better as a short film. There’s just not a lot there to justify 90 minutes.
The Beekeeper, 2024 – ★★★
Lots of dumb fun. I hope they get to make some more movies in this new universe.
Marrowbone, 2017 – ★★
Boring and slow with some really bad plot turns that make you scratch your head wondering who thought this was ok.
The Little Stranger, 2018 – ★★
This guy loved a house so much he killed off everyone to get it. So dumb.
Three Thousand Years of Longing, 2022 – ★★★
I really enjoyed this one, too bad it didn’t do better at the box office.
Little Monsters, 2019 – ★★★★
It’s a very rare thing for a horror movie that’s supposed to be funny to actualy be genuinely funny.
Cocaine Shark, 2023 – ★★★
Pure insanity. This was my first exposure to the Polonia Brothers. Can’t wait to watch some more.
Impetigore, 2019 – ★★★
Beautifully shot and a pretty interesting story. How did this end up on Shudder?
Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain in the Lair of the Naked Bikini, 2000 – ★★★★
I’m not quite sure what I just saw but I think it was pretty amazing. That hallway scene towards the end was insanely funny.
