Category: REVIEWS

JCVD

JCVD

Genre-bending drama that will hopefully revive the career of Jean-Claude Van Damme. I’ve never seen someone being so honest on film before.

Day Of The Dead

Day Of The Dead

There’s really no reason for anyone to waste time watching this lousy remake. Go rent the far superior original instead.

Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading

Painfully unfunny star-studded comedy from the usually reliable Coen Brothers. I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish.

Star Wars – The Clone Wars

Star Wars – The Clone Wars

Basically the first few episodes of the new television series strung together for theatrical release. It was better than I was expecting.

Futurama – Bender’s Game

Futurama – Bender’s Game

Another DTV Futurama movie focusing heavily on D&D and LOTR. I really don’t like either of those things so I really didn’t like this movie.

Dance Of The Dead

Dance Of The Dead

I heard a lot of reviews over the last few months for this one. I didn’t find it very funny and it was very light on the zombie gore.

Return To Sleepaway Camp

Return To Sleepaway Camp

Incredibly weird sequel to the 1983 classic. Really feels  like a movie you would have found late night on cable in the 1980s.

Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds

Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds

Way over-the-top sequel to the Project Greenlight inspired original. I saw some things in this film that I never thought should have be seen.

The Midnight Meat Train

The Midnight Meat Train

I didn’t expect anything going into this film and was pleasantly suprised that it was actually pretty good, predictable but good.

Halloween

Halloween

Hands-down my favorite horror film of all time. Its so simple you wonder why nobody thought of doing it before this one came out.

Phantasm

Phantasm

Agnus Scrimm’s Tall Man is just as creepy today as he was in 1979. Weird poster too that has nothing to do with the film.

Friday The 13th

Friday The 13th

This film took what Halloween started and turned the gore factor up to 11. Most of the endless sequels are actually pretty good too.

Poltergeist

Poltergeist

Possibly the scariest PG-rated film ever made. The sequels are pretty terrible. A lot of people would say the entire series is cursed.

Sleepaway Camp

Sleepaway Camp

Remembered for its completely shocking ending (NSFW) more than anything else. That’s a shame because it really is a pretty good film.  NOTE : You should really watch the film before spoiling the ending.