Category: REVIEWS

Unfriended: Dark Web, 2018

The gimmick still totally worked for me, I just wish the movie just had a few more scares in it. I thought it was pretty tame.

Pieces, 1982

One weird slasher movie. The funniest part is that you can tell this is a foreign director’s idea of what American life is like. I did forget about that great ending. It’s so bizarre.

The Thing, 1982

Finally got to see one of my all time favorites in a packed theater of like-minded fans. It was a blast.

Ant-Man and the Wasp, 2018

A light and fun sequel. Rudd and Lilly have great chemistry together. The ever changing scale of things was used for some thrilling action scenes and good laughs. I only felt the entire Ghost plot line could have been removed if she just asked for help in the first place....

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, 2018

I liked the first third on the island. I was not into the middle section back at the mansion. I really enjoyed the shear stupidity of the last third quite a bit. I hope they lean hard into the cloning and dinosaurs running amok in the third movie. I want...

Imitation Girl, 2017

A wonderfully weird little movie that owes much to the similar Under The Skin. Lauren Ashley Carter was very good in her dual roles.

Tau, 2018

I really was hoping this was going to be a fun update of Demon Seed. I couldn’t have been more wrong or bored.

Hereditary, 2018

The most shocking aspect of the movie is that there were no jump scares whatsoever. What a refreshing change of pace. The movie was very unsettling mostly because I had no idea where it was going next, I was just along for the ride.

The Hurricane Heist, 2018

Almost reaches “So bad Its Good” status for me. Too bad they squandered such a great title on a middle of the road movie.

Pacific Rim: Uprising, 2018

John Boyega seems like the only one having any kind of fun here. I was very happy to see that 90% of the action happened in broad daylight. That rarely happens in these type of movies.

Unfriended, 2014

A simple gimmick that I thought was executed quite well. This one really surprised me.

Upgrade, 2018

A real enjoyable throwback to the mid 90s high concept cyberpunk thriller with a bunch of practical gore effects thrown in for fun.

Solo: A Star Wars Story, 2018

Not as bad as I was expecting but I still have tons of problems with it. The movie itself was so dark and muddy looking it was hard to see much of anything really. I’ll watch it again once it hits iTunes to see if I just saw it in...

Jackass 3.5, 2011

Best Bit: The Blowback Runner Up: Bombs Away Other Favorites: Magna Goggles, Slip ‘n’ Bowl