Category: REVIEWS

It Chapter Two, 2019

I liked it better than part one. The cgi budget must have been cut way down for this sequel. The deaging effects on the kids, especially Ben, were completely distracting.

It, 2017

Why does every “scare” have someone running straight at the screen with blaring music behind it? That’s not scary, its just annoying.

Harpoon, 2019

Everyone was pretty unlikeable. I’m sure that was the point. The last death did make me laugh.

Terminator: Dark Fate, 2019

This review may contain spoilers. Once the delight and shock of the opening scene wore off all I could think about was how this movie just throws out the entire concept of changing your fate and becomes just as bad as the other sequels. T1 and T2 are perfect. That’s...

Jarhead, 2005

Probably one of the better depictions of what it must be like to go to war. The entire cast was excellent.

Extra Ordinary, 2019

A delightfully charming and fun movie about the supernatural. Every movie needs more Will Forte.

Dolemite Is My Name, 2019

Rudy Ray Moore was a larger than life character out there doing his own thing way before anyone else even knew they could. It was great to see Eddie Murphy actually care about something again.

Red Heat, 1988

I had somehow never watched this movie before. I was hoping for a lost Arnold classic but it’s just a middle of the road buddy action flick.

In Search of Darkness, 2019

I felt it spent way too much time on Stephen King adaptations and movies by the people the could get interviews from. That being said it was still a very enjoyable watch.

Wolf Guy, 1975

A bafflingly weird movie with no actual werewolves. I like when Joe Bob Briggs features movies like this because there is no way I would have watched it otherwise.

Bliss, 2019

An awesome drug fueled fever dream of a movie. Dora Madison was amazing.

Pledge, 2018

Clever little movie. I was actually surprised by the end.