Category: MOVIE REVIEWS

Typical early 90s action fare. I’ll never understand why Michael Biehn wasn’t a huge star. He’s been great in everything I’ve seen.

Gerald is stilla great character but I found this movie a little less exciting as the original.

A new horror icon is born. Gerald is one of the creepiest characters every to grace our screens. This movie was so much gross fun.

Weirdly compelling even though I was bored out of my mind.

A classic example of we have these things, let’s make a movie. The nonsense plot about some guys trying to steal a sentient monster truck getting boring? Let’s blow some stuff up with a tank!

Mind-melting time travel comedy. I have to give the film an extra star rating just for the filmmaker’s sheer ability to keep everything moving along and making sense. I really didn’t catch any weird gaps in logic like you do with most time travel movies.

Well made and acted but nothing you haven’t seen before in this type of movie.

The most drepressing looking hospital I’ve ever seen.

Way better than I ever expected. Special shout out to Pat and Rami. They stole the movie for me.

Great premise and setup, I just wish there was more there to keep me interested the entire time.

Some awful people without jobs investigating other awful people. I dug it.

There’s a lot to unpack in this one. Bringing in all of the multiverse villains brought a really interesting angle to the story. Lots of time to reflect on their lives, goof on their origins, and hatch new ways to ruin Peter Parker’s life. But the true highlight has to be seeing all 3 cinematic Spider-Men working together and having fun. Who knew Garfield’s Parker would end up being the most realized and tragic character? I really loved this movie.

Utter boredom in movie form.

The only thing saving this mess from a lower rating was the copius amounts of practical gore.

Pretty entertaining but standard. I thought Barrett did a good job directing his first feature. I look forward to what he does next.