Category: MOVIE REVIEWS
Don't Open Till Christmas, 1984 – ★★★
Typical 80s holiday slasher. I had fun counting how many times the main inspector put on and took off his coat. It was an absurd amount of times.
Fingers, 2019 – ★★★
I could see they were going for a quirky, GREASY STRANGLER vibe. Never quite got there for me.
Butt Boy, 2019 – ★★★★
A really great cop thriller with the most unfortunate title. It’s so great how they took the most absurd situation and kept it 100% serious.
Avatar, 2009 – ★★★★
Haven’t watched this since it came out. The cgi still really holds up and the action is top tier Cameron as you would expect.
Orphan: First Kill, 2022 – ★★★
What was the deal with all the smoke? I know Orphan is old but come on, you could barely see what was going on. That being said, I eagerly await more Orphan.
Old Man, 2022 – ★★★
I’m a huge Lucky McKee fan but even I think this might have worked better as an hour long episode of a Twilight Zone type of show.
Something in the Dirt, 2022 – ★★★★
Another excellent mind-bender from Benson & Moorehead. One of the best pandemic made movies so far.
