Category: MOVIE REVIEWS
Marrowbone, 2017 – ★★
Boring and slow with some really bad plot turns that make you scratch your head wondering who thought this was ok.
The Little Stranger, 2018 – ★★
This guy loved a house so much he killed off everyone to get it. So dumb.
Three Thousand Years of Longing, 2022 – ★★★
I really enjoyed this one, too bad it didn’t do better at the box office.
Cocaine Shark, 2023 – ★★★
Pure insanity. This was my first exposure to the Polonia Brothers. Can’t wait to watch some more.
Little Monsters, 2019 – ★★★★
It’s a very rare thing for a horror movie that’s supposed to be funny to actualy be genuinely funny.
Impetigore, 2019 – ★★★
Beautifully shot and a pretty interesting story. How did this end up on Shudder?
4bia, 2008 – ★★
A tedious watch. No idea why they chose to use all of those PS1 quality digital effects.
Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain in the Lair of the Naked Bikini, 2000 – ★★★★
I’m not quite sure what I just saw but I think it was pretty amazing. That hallway scene towards the end was insanely funny.
A Gnome Named Gnorm, 1990 – ★★★
One of those 90s movies where they really threw everything against the wall to see what would stick.
Eaten Alive, 1976 – ★★★
Can’t believe I’ve never watched this sleazy Hooper classic until now. It did not disappoint.
The Lake, 2022 – ★★★
Very fun kaiju movie from Thailand. I felt they could have trimmed a couple of the subplots and have been a even better experience.
