Category: MOVIE REVIEWS

What a stinking turd. The only good thing I can say about this movie is that the future Lisbeth Salander was in it.

Often cited as one of the best horror films of the 2000s, I just don’t get it. Nothing more than a lame rip-off of the much better “The Ring”.

Jane Fonda won a Oscar for her portrayal of a call girl in this classic murder mystery from 1971. Donald Sutherland was awesome as always.

Bleak high school drama in the vein of Elephant and Kids. It does a great job of sucking you into this world of morally bankrupt teenagers.

Boring remake of “Das Experiment” which is based on the 1971 Stanford prison experiment. I now understand why it went straight to dvd.

Beautiful looking film from legendary director John Ford. You can see its influence in movies like Star Wars and Taxi Driver.

Hot chicks doing cool things (mostly in slo-mo) pretty much sums it up. Paul W.S. Anderson is the undisputed king of highly polished schlock.

The central mystery in this movie was almost as good as the one in the first movie. Noomi Rapace is really fantastic in this series.

Three friends are left stranded on a ski lift – then things get worse. I really liked this movie, it reminded me a lot of  The Ruins.

A great and brutal Australian revenge thriller. A father tracks down the men who killed his daughter. Not for those with weak stomachs.

Better than some of Argento’s recent films, but still not up to par with his finest work. I don’t think I was meant to laugh so much during it.

Everyone gets their moment to shine in this homage to the 80s action movie. Jeff Speakman and Cynthia Rothrock have to be in the sequel!

They did a pretty good job of turning a 1 minute SNL sketch into a 90 minute movie. It didn’t do very well in theaters but will be big on dvd.

More like a loosely connected series of gory set pieces than an actual movie. Fun? Sure, but I don’t think I’d bother watching it again.

It will take multiple viewings to take in all of the little details Edgar Wright jammed into this really great movie. I want the dvd now!