Category: MOVIE REVIEWS

Frozen

Frozen

Three friends are left stranded on a ski lift – then things get worse. I really liked this movie, it reminded me a lot of  The Ruins.

The Horseman

The Horseman

A great and brutal Australian revenge thriller. A father tracks down the men who killed his daughter. Not for those with weak stomachs.

Giallo

Giallo

Better than some of Argento’s recent films, but still not up to par with his finest work. I don’t think I was meant to laugh so much during it.

The Expendables

The Expendables

Everyone gets their moment to shine in this homage to the 80s action movie. Jeff Speakman and Cynthia Rothrock have to be in the sequel!

MacGruber

MacGruber

They did a pretty good job of turning a 1 minute SNL sketch into a 90 minute movie. It didn’t do very well in theaters but will be big on dvd.

Piranha 3-D

Piranha 3-D

More like a loosely connected series of gory set pieces than an actual movie. Fun? Sure, but I don’t think I’d bother watching it again.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

It will take multiple viewings to take in all of the little details Edgar Wright jammed into this really great movie. I want the dvd now!

Centurion

Centurion

Another very good movie from Neil Marshall (Doomsday, The Descent). I love how every movie he makes is completely different and original.

“Jackass 3D” Trailer

“Jackass 3D” Trailer

[youtube https://youtu.be/WxOGwCH9nTM&w=640&h=360&align=left ] I don’t think James Cameron expected his 3D camera system to be used for stuff like this! I love these guys. Please don’t think less of me.

Birdemic : Shock And Terror

Birdemic : Shock And Terror

Amazingly awful and hilarious at the same time. Some audience members weren’t nearly as funny as they thought they were. See it if you can!

The Poughkeepsie Tapes

The Poughkeepsie Tapes

Bad acting aside, this movie based on “found footage” was pretty good. Sadly the ending felt like setup for a sequel that will never happen.

“Sucker Punch” Trailer

“Sucker Punch” Trailer

[youtube https://youtu.be/9k10AzCcMOM&w=640&h=360&align=left ] Zack Snyder’s first original project looks insanely amazing. I just hope the story can live up to all of the crazy imagery.

Shutter Island

Shutter Island

I was afraid that the trailers might be giving up too much and I was right. I was only surprised by the amount of really bad cgi.

Cold Prey

Cold Prey

Five friends snowboard right into quite possibly the most boring slasher movie I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait to see the two sequels.

Salvage

Salvage

A tight little British horror film about a small community under a suspicious quarantine. The lead actress Neve McIntosh was very good.