Category: MOVIE REVIEWS

Jackass Number Two, 2006

Best Bit: Terror Taxi Runner Up: The Wind Tunnel Other Favorites: The Brand, Medicine Ball Dodgeball, Old Man Balls, Bad Grandpa, Riot Control Test

Jackass: The Movie, 2002

Best Bit: Butt X-Ray Runner Up: Golf Course Airhorn Other Favorites: Muscle Stimulators, Hardware Store Toilet, Party Boy Japan, The Burglars, Riot Control Test

Deadpool 2, 2018

For me this was a big improvement from the first movie. There still wasn’t much of a plot. You can tell Fox gave the filmmakers a lot more money and more freedom to bring in other X-Men characters this time around.

Cargo, 2017

I think the filmmakers did the best they could stretching out the original short film into a full length feature film. I thought it was a just ok movie.

S&Man, 2006

I liked this movie more than when I originally watched it back in 2010. I enjoyed the interviews with the real low budget creators but I couldn’t buy the main character’s performance for a second.

Game Night, 2018

What if David Fincher decided to make a comedy? This movie was pretty great. Jesse Plemons stole the entire movie. Check it out if you are a fan of darkly funny movies.

Black Panther, 2018

The world and characters were interesting. I felt that it was very light on plot. I’d rank it somewhere in the lower third of the Marvel movies so far.

Avengers: Infinity War, 2018

aka Avengers: The Leftovers. Seriously, it’s pretty amazing the Russo Brothers can pull off such an enjoyable movie with so many moving parts and a sprawling cast. Every character had multiple moments to shine and do what they do best. I’ve been waiting 10 years to get to this moment...

Geostorm, 2017

I couldn’t stand this movie. It’s so boring and cheaply made. Gerard Butler seemed barely awake but he gets a life-long pass in my book solely based on his work in 300. Bring on HDTGM!

Den of Thieves, 2018

A junk food version of Heat, not that’s a bad thing. The 2:20 run time had me worried in the beginning but the movie really moved along at a crisp pace. The prom date scene made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

Beyond Skyline, 2017

Much better than the first one. It was nice to see some of The Raid actors getting some screen time.

Keep Watching, 2017

Usually horror movies have some kind of redeeming value or a cool scene or two and this movie had nothing. A real clunker.

Donald Cried, 2016

An unexpected treat. I really liked his movie. I’m interested what Avedisian will do next.

The Dark Tapes, 2016

A couple of good ideas executed in the worst way possible. I love horror anthologies but this one was very boring.