Category: MOVIE REVIEWS

Ahockalypse, 2018 – ★★

Swings hard for laughs and misses almost every time. The concept could’ve been a blast, but the execution is dead on arrival.

Borderline, 2025 – ★★★

Entertaining and carried by a game cast, with Weaving stealing every scene she’s in. Light on depth, but solid fun all around.

Get Away, 2024 – ★★

Tries to shock but ends up feeling forced and stale. The humor aims for edgy but mostly lands with a thud.

The King Tide, 2023 – ★★★

Grounded and well-acted, it explores its supernatural setup with a believable lens. Doesn’t push boundaries, but it sticks with you.

No One Lives, 2012 – ★★★

Predictable but gleefully savage, it delivers the bloody goods with style. You won’t be surprised, but you will be entertained.

Presence, 2024 – ★★★

Sleek and skillful, with a haunting precision—may resonate even more on a second watch. A strong showcase of craft.

The Presence, 2014 – ★★

Utterly by-the-numbers with no spark or identity of its own—just another forgettable entry in the ghost story pile.

Retardead, 2008 – ★★

Offensive title aside, it’s a rough, tasteless ride—but somehow the ending manages to stick better than expected.

The Curse, 1987 – ★★★

Dripping with ’80s vibes and practical goo—it’s dated in the best way, with just enough weird to keep it fun.

Space Sharks, 2024 – ★★

Exactly what you’d expect from the name—silly, shallow, and proudly ridiculous, but not much beyond the gimmick.