Author: chris

Knows exactly what it is and leans all the way in. Loud, messy, and ridiculous—in the most entertaining way.

Twisted in all the right ways and surprisingly sharp, it delivers on the promise of its premise with style, wit, and just the right amount of bite.

Leans into the slasher fun with just enough flair to rise above the pack. Not a genre game-changer, but a bloody good time compared to weaker peers like Founder’s Day.

Too stretched for its own good, with long spells of nothing that sap the tension. Any sparks of intrigue get lost in the slow drag toward a payoff that hardly feels earned.

Lacks the bite and style of the earlier entries, stumbling through familiar beats without much spark. A flat and forgettable chapter in a once-promising series.

Visually arresting and bold, but its abstract turns often undercut the emotional stakes. A more grounded approach might have made the waves hit harder.

Moves fast and hits hard, packing solid thrills and dense lore into bite-sized chunks. It’s uneven, but the energy and action keep things engaging throughout.

Strong visuals and makeup sell the horror, but the loop concept never quite reaches its full potential. Still a fun ride with solid moments.

Exactly the kind of over-the-top, trashy fun you’d hope for — cheesy dialogue, wild action, and zero shame. A blast if you’re in the mood. Thanks Joe Bob for the reccomendation!

Stylish and gripping with a killer soundtrack and a cast that brings serious heat. Everything clicks just right.