Author: chris

I really enjoyed this one. I love when science and religion mix it up. The simulation was interesting and different. And I always appreciate a movie that gets right to the point.

There’s no fun here watching the Elliott family work out all their problems.

Just wanted to re-watch this before the How Did This Get Made episode came out. I stand by my original review – good ideas, lackluster execution.

Maybe one of these days they will finally make a proper G.I. Joe movie.

Even more boring than the first one. And now he’s supernatural? No more Brahms please.

This review may contain spoilers. Another boring movie with a guy living in the walls.

It took me 2 days to finally get through this one. I wasn’t into it at all.

Started off a little rough but I was totally won over by the time they whispered their orders at a drive through. Funny and quite gruesome.

There are slow burn movies, then there’s NEXT OF KIN. I really enjoyed this one but I admit I had to go lookup exactly what happened.

Excellently made fan film. Whoever owns the right to Friday the 13th needs to get their act together and start making some more movies already.

I wasn’t too thrilled with this Tarantino wannabe. Gandolfini was acting circles around everyone else in this movie. He is sorely missed.

I laughed anytime Bruce Willis got out of his chair. There wasn’t a lot of laughing.

A terribly boring mashup of THE PURGE and THE WARRIORS. On a positive note, there were tons of great practical effects.

James Gunn has done it again. Sure people will compare this the the far superior Guardians films, but this one was a whole ton of fun too. Great to see Gunn still keeping to his Troma roots and spilling the red stuff when needed. RIP Milton.

Peter Berg and real life events go together like peanut butter and jelly. He doesn’t get nearly the credit he should, he’s a damn good director.