Author: chris

All these elaborate traps must seem like a good idea on paper to the filmmakers but they are so convoluted and dull I was bored out of my mind.

SAW for the under 13 crowd. Would not recommend.

Ari Aster’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Sounds like a great idea on paper just not in execution.

This one didn’t connect with me at all.

I liked the performances but there’s not enough there to be support a full length movie.

You can tell James Wan is having a lot of fun here. The last 20 minutes are great but it just takes so long to get there.

Wheatley mixes science and folk tales in a very weird and trippy tale. I’ll have to watch this one again to take it all in.

Every cliché and the kitchen sink was thrown into this pretty entertaining slasher from Poland.

Barbara Crampton’s wonky accent was the best part of this movie.

This review may contain spoilers. A pretty big mess of a sequel. Worst of all they tried to T2 the villain from the first movie and I wasn’t buying it at all.

This one was a fun watch. I have no idea how they afforded to get such a great soundtrack for an obviously low budget movie.

Not as focused or fun as BAD BLACK but I still had a good time watching this one with a group of friends.

I have no idea if I liked it or not but it sure was interesting to watch.

There’s no fun here watching the Elliott family work out all their problems.