Author: chris

Dumb fun with ridiculous gore. Make more please.

Beautifully shot movie but I really wish there was more going on.

I had a lot of fun watching this one. Lots of over the top gore. I always seem to like movies about bands living the van life.

I’d say skip right to the third story by Lucio Rojas and ignore the rest. It’s by far the best of the four.

Typical Bruno Matei cheese. Tons of bad acting but the shark actually looked pretty good.

A blood soaked good time.

Good story, well shot, good effects. A good movie to show people who may think zombie movies are tired and played out.

Not as amazing as the first part but still a very fun watch. Things just keep getting crazier and crazier until the ridiculous end. God bless Lloyd Kaufman for still doing it the Troma Way.

A wonderful surprise and proof Lloyd Kaufman and crew still have it. Equal parts hilarious and gross, a perfect example of Troma at it’s best.

Tries to be a clever twist on the home invasion thriller but ends up being a confusing mess.

Another awful Stephen King adaptation where nothing happens until the last 5 minutes.

The only thing saving this movie was some good shark attack effects and funny, unexpected deaths.

The worst kind of survival movie where the main characters do the exact wrong thing at every chance. Mix that in with some of the worst effects I’ve seen in a long time and you get one bad movie.

Visually stunning. Everything seems lived in and real. Too bad it’ll be two years to watch the end.