Author: chris

More cheesy fun with another infected monkey. What was with all the monkey movies in the 80s?

The movie thought it was more clever than it really was.

I got what they were going for but I just couldn’t connect with it.

One of the rare movies to make 90 minutes seem like an eternity.

The Seed™ was adorable and quite the ladies man, too bad the rest of the cast was insufferable.

What an unexpected treat! Super brutal death scenes and some of the dumbest characters ever. Don’t sleep on this one slasher fans.

Tried to be all high-brow but just ended up being a boring slog.

I didn’t think any of the jokes landed. And I can’t believe they let that werewolf makeup job out of the chair. A rare A24 dud.

Some fun moments to be had but all of this seems kind of silly in modern times. Maybe setting it during the early 80s would have made more sense?

I like movies that really subvert your expectations. You would think this is another John Wick-esqe revenge thriller but you end up being surprised how emotional it ends up being.

Grabbed me from the first second and kept me wondering until the last. Few movies have done that to me before.

Orville Ketchum returns! I found it funny how little actually happens in this movie.

Incredibly fun. I was pretty shocked. With a few tweaks here and there this could have been even better.