Author: chris

Chaotic, sleazy, and endlessly entertaining—an 80s cult classic that’s best enjoyed with a crowd ready to revel in its madness.

I really wanted to give this 4 stars becasue there is so much to love about it, but even the slighest scratch under the surface reveals just more of the same from James Gunn.

Fresh spin on a classic tale, blending modern grit with timeless conecepts. Uneven at times, but compelling enough to stand out.

Dull, lifeless, and completely devoid of scares—an anthology that fails at every turn.

Well-shot but empty, it trudges along without purpose or payoff—leaving little reason for it to exist at all.

Over-explains itself into boredom, draining the mystery and weight from what could have been a far more impactful story.

Feels like a warm ensemble piece where every familiar face brings something worthwhile. Comfort viewing with a bittersweet edge.

Polished but predictable, it delivers the usual dino mayhem without finding a fresh spark to make it roar again.

Offers little beyond a sense of déjà vu—well-made but ultimately treading familiar ground without adding much.

Stylish and savage—this is Argento firing on all cylinders one last time, capped off by an unforgettable final act.

Kicks off with gripping chaos but loses steam fast—what begins with promise stumbles into familiar, drawn-out territory.

An amazing idea taken to the next level by a truly unhinged performance from Jai Courtney.

Barely coherent—it exists, but that’s about the most you can say for it.