Author: chris

Director Sin-Tung Ching brings his unique style to this film which has Seagal looking for his missing daughter in Thailand.

Seagal plays a professor of Chinese archaeology at Yale.  Yes, that Yale. This loopy film is one of the better DTV titles so far.

Overly complicated and muddled plot finds secret service agent Seagal in Polland double-crossing the KGB.

Seagal’s last-gasp of a theatrical release. So many double and triple crosses make this film almost incomprehensible. The only PG-13 so far.

Another supporting role for Seagal as a Zen bomb squad commander. A ridiculous amount of stock footage makes this one hard to follow.

Seagal teams up with DMX to fight corruption in the Detriot PD. Seagal’s first use of wire-fu. Film relies too much on lame comic relief.

The beginning of the end – Seagal’s first DTV film. High production values can’t hide the fact that there’s hardly any action in this film.

At first  David Mamet and MMA seems like an odd pairing, but his crackling dialogue spices up this tale of one man’s quest to do what’s right.

Seagal is off to Kentucky to investigate some toxic waste dumping and play some guitar. Good supporting cast makes this one quite enjoyable.

Seagal’s first buddy picture is a pretty bad ripoff of SEVEN, right down to the perpetual LA rain. I still don’t know what the title means.

Superb drama about the last few days of a struggling internet startup leading up to 9/11. Josh Hartnett was actually very good in this film.

Seagal’s first supporting role and first time he is killed off. Seagal does a good job with the few scenes he’s in.

Hands down the funniest film of the year. I had tears from laughing so much. And I finally get the whole Danny McBride thing now.

Seagal’s first sequel. Dated VFX really stand out. Hardly seems like a proper sequel, rather a script with Ryback plugged into it.

Seagal took heat for his environmentally themed directorial debut. He was actually right but how does blowing up refineries help the earth?