Author: chris

Incredibly boring film. So boring I almost turned it off. It had one good scene you can see right here and save yourself some time.

Mediocre biopic about the highly influential Darby Crash and The Germs. Great music but the film is kind of disappointing overall.

A tender tale from Sweden about two young outcasts falling in love for the first time. And oh yeah, the girl happens to be a vampire.

Crazy, weird, and fun film from one of my favorite directors from the late 1980s Kevin S. Tenney. Some crazy stuff goes down in this one.

Inspiring film about the life of Harvey Milk. The entire cast was excellent especially Josh Brolin who is really on a roll lately.

Crotchety old Clint Eastwood stars in this excellent film about a Korean War veteran warming up to the world after his wife dies.

Genre-bending drama that will hopefully revive the career of Jean-Claude Van Damme. I’ve never seen someone being so honest on film before.

There’s really no reason for anyone to waste time watching this lousy remake. Go rent the far superior original instead.

Painfully unfunny star-studded comedy from the usually reliable Coen Brothers. I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish.

Basically the first few episodes of the new television series strung together for theatrical release. It was better than I was expecting.

Another DTV Futurama movie focusing heavily on D&D and LOTR. I really don’t like either of those things so I really didn’t like this movie.

I heard a lot of reviews over the last few months for this one. I didn’t find it very funny and it was very light on the zombie gore.

Incredibly weird sequel to the 1983 classic. Really feels  like a movie you would have found late night on cable in the 1980s.

Way over-the-top sequel to the Project Greenlight inspired original. I saw some things in this film that I never thought should have be seen.

I didn’t expect anything going into this film and was pleasantly suprised that it was actually pretty good, predictable but good.