Author: chris

Very boring sequel to one of the best films of this decade. A good sequel needs to expand the mythology, not just rehash the original.

Not that funny but I have a soft spot in my heart for all things Star Wars. I was just waiting the whole movie to see Kristen Bell in this.

You know you’re in for a bad experience when the best part of the movie is over by the end of the opening credits. Just wait for the dvd.

Another movie trying desperately to recapture the look and feel of the 80’s slasher film. It mostly fails but it has great effects.

Inept attempt at remaking the seminal 1951 scifi classic. Remakes like this make me very worried that people will skip the originals.

It took a while for this movie to get going but this Norwegian EVIL DEAD homage was pretty good and bloody by then end.

Revenge film? Torture porn with a point? This latest French import has me confused and disturbed, and that isn’t easy. I love this film.

There’s no real reason for a zombie to be on a plane, but the makers of this movie didn’t seem to care. Try to avoid this one.

Surprisingly solid remake of the 1972 classic. Even knowing what was going to happen, I really enjoyed this movie.

I’m a huge fan of the video games but this film is a complete mess. They tried to be faithful to the game but it doesn’t make sense at all.

Not for everyone, this bleak and uncomfortable tale follows a couple searching for their son who was lost at sea after a tsunami in Burma.

I loved John Cena’s first movie THE MARINE and I was really excited to see this new one. This one was just as ridiculous and I love that.

A fun movie about a group of modern day mercenaries trapped in a bunker under siege by a group of unstoppable Nazi zombies.

Hilarious comedy from the team behind The State and Wet Hot American Summer. Paul Rudd can do no wrong and the movie even has McLovin.

Pretty eye-opening documentary on how Wal-Mart treats its employees and communities it moves into. It will make me rethink shopping there.