Author: chris

Very strange and funny comedy from Jared Hess. Sam Rockwell was amazing. I wish there were more novel segments, they were so funny.

I found the best way to get through this movie – Rifftrax! The old MST3K gang actually made this fun to watch.

It sure looks they all had a lot of fun filming the movie, but too bad it wasn’t that fun to watch.

I wanted to love it, I really did. Romero’s zombie movies usually comment on the times in which they were made. This one had nothing to say.

A solid B movie heist film from Nimród Antal, the director of this summer’s upcoming Predators. I can not wait for Predators – it looks awesome.

Surprisingly good vampire movie. Nothing really new in this movie that Blade 2 didn’t do better, but I still enjoyed it.

Fantastic followup to one of my favorite films of 2007. This sequel ratchets up the action and continues the story like ALIENS did to ALIEN.

Interesting premise but you can’t make your movie scarier by making everything so dark you can’t see anything.

A hard movie to get into, but if you hang with it you’ll be blown away by the end. Highly recommended if you are looking for something different.

Not a bad little “couple being tortured in the woods” flick. That’s a weird thing to say but it’s true. It had a rather chilling ending too.

Horror movies are not known for their logical plots, but this piece of junk took it to a whole new level of stupidity. I tip my hat to you.

DC continues to turn out some really good movies. This one is probably the closet we’ll ever get to the classic Crisis on Infinite Earths.

A really great horror movie that feels like it should have been released in 1983. You can even buy it on VHS. That is pretty awesome.

A very dark movie that I liked a lot. Patton Oswalt does for sports fandom what Rupert Pupkin did to stand-up comedians.

I really liked this movie a lot. I couldn’t be happier seeing Peter Jackson doing something a little more dramatic like Heavenly Creatures.