Author: chris

It started out strong but ended weak. I love baseball and the theory of sabermetrics is interesting, but the movie wasn’t.

A gritty and violent film with a visual style unlike anything I’ve seen before. I’m very interested in what the filmmakers will do next.

Better than the turd that was Part 4. The end was actually kind of clever. How can you not love this ridiculous death scene?

I was totally blown away by every aspect of this movie. I am so mad I didn’t see it in a theater. Without a doubt my favorite movie of 2011.

I haven’t watched this in about 10 years, and wow, what a trainwreck. Trey Parker & Matt Stone are funny, but the movie is pretty awful.

Faithful and entertaining adaptation of Frank Miller‘s seminal story. I hope this is successful enough to warrant more drama heavy DCAU adaptations.

Elizabeth Olsen and John Hawkes are fantastic in this drama about a young woman trying to adjust to life after fleeing a dangerous cult.

There didn’t seem to be much of a point to this movie. Just some old Argentinean terrorists, weird feral women, and lots of nitro-glycerine.

An anthology movie that hits more than it misses. The standout is The Diary of Anne Frankenstein. Fast forward through I Was A Teenage Werebear.

Actually not that bad. I would like to see a sequel that focused more on the cosmic aspects of the Corps and far less time wasted on Earth.

Misses the mark trying to recapture the paranoia & thrills of Carpenter’s classic. I didn’t care about anybody. The end credits did make me smile.

Aliens decide to invade one of the toughest neighborhoods in England. Bad idea. Lots of fun to watch and the creature design was very cool.

By the time these lame hipster ghost hunters found some cool stuff I was so bored I could care less. Go watch SESSION 9 instead. You’ll thank me.