Author: chris

Glossy but ultimately boring movie about a family of cannibals trying to find their way when their father drops dead on the street.

Incredibly interesting throwback to the 1970s giallo films of Dario Argento. I’m sure I’ll be watching this movie many more times very soon.

Surprisingly awesome revenge tale from the director of A TALE OF TWO SISTERS. So many great twists and turns. Seek this one out!

Another take on the average guy becoming a masked vigilante. Had some funny parts, mostly Ellen Page, but I’ll take Kick-Ass anyday instead.

Real fun and bloody homage to the grindhouse movies of the 1970s. Rutger Hauer was born to play this role. And did I mention the blood?

Derrick Comedy‘s first full length movie has a bunch of really funny jokes, but by 45 minutes into the movie I was ready for it to be over.

Not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but it was kind fun in a goofy kind of way. Nicolas Cage sure knows how to pick them.

I always love a good gangster movie. The always fantastic Ray Stevenson portrays the real-life 1970s Cleveland mobster Danny Greene.

Once again, just like Iron Man, the filmmakers managed to make a really fun and exciting movie about a character I could care less about.

Disappointing. I was expecting some really interesting action scenes from Michel Gondry, sadly he played everything pretty straight.

Pretty funny first 15 minutes, the other 90 minutes were almost unwatchable. I should have just watched Anchorman again for the 20th time.

Zack Snyder has taken his highly stylized visuals to crazy new extremes. I can’t wait to see what he has in store for Superman.