Author: chris

Tons of great fight choreography and a decent story.

Added a few new twists to the “couple hiking in the woods” genre. I liked it a lot.

Yet another remake. I’ve lost count now how many times they have done this same story. There’s no more story to tell here. Please stop.

Brutal and hilarious. The 80s look to the film was very cool. I can’t wait for more Art the Clown.

A fun movie with some top notch Nic Cage insanity.

One of the worst movies I’ve seen recently. The no dialogue gimmick made this 90 minute movie feel like 3 hours. It had one good thing though – knife whacking.

Quite enjoyable and well made fan film. I don’t know why the studios can’t figure out how to get a new Friday the 13th out in theaters.

Another pleasant surprise. Lots of interesting twists.

The best Hatchet movie by a long shot. Funny and over the top violence. I can’t wait for more!

Not nearly as bad as I was expecting. The middle 45 minutes were a total bore but the end was pretty good.

I’m a big proponent of horror movies taking place during the day and somehow this turd of a movie even screwed that up. The Creeper is just laughable out in broad daylight.

A lifeless remake of one of my favorite horror films of the 2000s. I’ve liked Vivas’ other movies quite a bit so this was a major disappointment.

I really enjoyed this movie. They managed to keep the silence gimmick going for most of the movie. The few times they did decide talk it made sense for the story.

This review may contain spoilers. Weak story and characters but the non-stop pop culture barrage was mostly fun (The Shining, Buckaroo Banzai, Chucky). I’m kind of glad there were no Disney/Marvel/Lucasfilm characters, we get enough of them everywhere else.