Monthly Archive: April 2025

It started off really strong, but I have no idea why it needed to be 2.5 hours—the middle dragged quite a bit. Thankfully, the wild ending helped bring it back around.

Wild, stylish, and bursting with energy — even if not every moment lands, the ambition and flair make it a fascinating piece of its era.

Visually slick and full of mood, but it meanders without much payoff. Ends up feeling more like a vibe experiment than a fully formed narrative.

A cheesy blend of suspense and camp with a gloriously dated style. It’s uneven but fun, and the sheer strangeness keeps it from ever getting dull.

Tension deflates quickly when every decision feels like a bad one. There’s atmosphere, but it’s hard to care when the cast keeps making the worst choices possible.

Outside of a few fun B-movie moments, there’s not much bite here. Worth a glance for fans of Sara Malakul Lane, but otherwise skippable.

Leans into its bloody setup with a sharp edge and twisted humor. It’s not groundbreaking, but it drills into its concept with enough flair to keep things lively.

Keeps the energy up with plenty of laughs and heart. A worthy follow-up that doesn’t overstay its welcome — and honestly, a trilogy wouldn’t be the worst idea.

A total slog from start to finish. Dull, aimless, and almost entirely devoid of anything worth remembering.

Wastes a strong lineup on a forgettable script. It’s all moody buildup with little payoff, and never gives its actors much to work with.

A surprisingly fun and chaotic ride that doesn’t reinvent the genre but delivers enough laughs to make it worth the trip.

Another solid dose of no-nonsense justice and bone-crunching action. It’s formulaic, sure, but the charm and energy never get old.

An atmospheric survival tale with a unique setting that begs for more stories. Not flawless, but refreshingly different from the usual fare.

Overflowing with old-school charm and creature feature creativity. Rough around the edges, but it’s a heartfelt tribute that earns its place.

Starts off rocky, but once it finds its groove, it’s a bloody good time with plenty of cheeky charm and genre fun.