Monthly Archive: March 2025

Swings hard for laughs and misses almost every time. The concept could’ve been a blast, but the execution is dead on arrival.

Grounded and well-acted, it explores its supernatural setup with a believable lens. Doesn’t push boundaries, but it sticks with you.

Tries to shock but ends up feeling forced and stale. The humor aims for edgy but mostly lands with a thud.

Predictable but gleefully savage, it delivers the bloody goods with style. You won’t be surprised, but you will be entertained.

This wimpy main character couldn’t even break through a piece of drywall

Utterly by-the-numbers with no spark or identity of its own—just another forgettable entry in the ghost story pile.

Sleek and skillful, with a haunting precision—may resonate even more on a second watch. A strong showcase of craft.

Quietly unsettling and emotionally heavy, it offers a fresh, mournful spin on the undead that lingers long after.

Offensive title aside, it’s a rough, tasteless ride—but somehow the ending manages to stick better than expected.

Exactly what you’d expect from the name—silly, shallow, and proudly ridiculous, but not much beyond the gimmick.

Dripping with ’80s vibes and practical goo—it’s dated in the best way, with just enough weird to keep it fun.

Ultimately just another slow crawl through well-worn horror territory with nothing new to say.

Passable horror with a decent hook, but it never rises above average. You’ll forget it by the time the credits roll.

Stunning to behold, but the déjà vu is hard to shake. Style nearly makes up for the lack of fresh perspective.