Monthly Archive: September 2021

Finally a decent escape room movie. Good puzzles, twisty plot, fun ending.

One of the lazier pandemic movies I’ve seen so far. Most of the cast were pointless and did nothing the entire movie.

This review may contain spoilers. I wasn’t expecting to but I really enjoyed this direct sequel. I would highly recommend re-watching the 1992 original before this one since it does tie in deeply to that one.

I was delightfully surprised by how well this movie holds up. Well shot, loved the score, great performances.

I don’t know what I just watched. What was the point? Who was doing this? It took and hour to get to the actual escape room for crying out loud. A complete mess.

All these elaborate traps must seem like a good idea on paper to the filmmakers but they are so convoluted and dull I was bored out of my mind.

SAW for the under 13 crowd. Would not recommend.

Ari Aster’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Sounds like a great idea on paper just not in execution.

This one didn’t connect with me at all.

I liked the performances but there’s not enough there to be support a full length movie.

You can tell James Wan is having a lot of fun here. The last 20 minutes are great but it just takes so long to get there.

Wheatley mixes science and folk tales in a very weird and trippy tale. I’ll have to watch this one again to take it all in.

Every cliché and the kitchen sink was thrown into this pretty entertaining slasher from Poland.

Barbara Crampton’s wonky accent was the best part of this movie.

This review may contain spoilers. A pretty big mess of a sequel. Worst of all they tried to T2 the villain from the first movie and I wasn’t buying it at all.