Monthly Archive: January 2018

Finished coat rack. #maker

Finished coat rack. #maker

Finished coat rack. #maker A post shared by Chris Alley (@chrisalley) on Jan 31, 2018 at 11:15am PST

Shop time! #maker

Shop time! #maker

Shop time! #maker A post shared by Chris Alley (@chrisalley) on Jan 26, 2018 at 8:10am PST

A Futile & Stupid Gesture, 2018

A hugely talented cast misused in a run of the mill bio-pic. Check out the 2015 documentary “Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead” instead.

The Gamechangers, 2015

There’s an interesting story to be had here but this movie is all surface level. Everyone speaks in sound bites.

Wish Upon, 2017

I doubt the filmmakers intended this movie to be so funny. You have teenagers speaking like a 70 year old man wrote the script. Worst part is you can tell everyone involved thought this movie was going to be the next big thing. Highly recommended for fans of so bad...

The Shape of Water, 2017

GDT is truly one of our greatest working filmmakers. There wasn’t a weak link in the entire cast. A really lovely and romantic film.

Jigsaw, 2017

Just a loose series of barely interesting things happening. I always love how pompous these movies are especially in the big last 5 minute reveals.

The Florida Project, 2017

Wow, this was some movie. Bria Vinaite was amazing in her first acting job holding her own with William Dafoe. The kids were adorable little monsters.

Happy Death Day, 2017

Interesting premise, might have been better if it was rated R. Every time something good was going to happen they had to pull back.