Monthly Archive: May 2017

Way too long and it’s only 80 minutes. Most of the movie is spent with the characters just sitting around saying nothing. So boring and I have no idea what was going on.

Great music. I was expecting the typical “dad goes insane” plot and thankfully I was wrong. It was a really good movie.

A dark and disturbing movie. The lead actress was very good. I liked it a lot.

This movie has one of the most misleading trailers I’ve ever scene. This was supposed to be some sort of crazy splatter flick but it was actually a boring mess.

I’m down for any movie with Barbara Crampton in it but I think my expectations for this movie were too high. There were some good parts but too many slow parts holding it back.

A really good little horror movie. I felt it struck the perfect balance of keeping things mysterious but giving out enough information to keep you interested.

Equal parts disturbing and humorous. I liked the twist of a pregnant mother to be as the serial killer.

An entertaining homage to The Beyond and other Lovecraftian movies.

Very disappointing overall. I was really looking forward to this sequel to the original V/H/S short “Amateur Night”. Shoddy production quality and way too much added mythology ruined this movie for me.

This review may contain spoilers. I was very surprised how close it tied into the plot of Prometheus. The characters acted like real people instead of like the last movie. Fassbender was very good as David/Walter. I can’t wait to see how they filmed that flute scene. I liked that...

Everything was bigger and better, exactly how a sequel should be. The movie was very funny and I was surprised how sad I felt by the end.