Monthly Archive: August 2008

Seagal is off to Kentucky to investigate some toxic waste dumping and play some guitar. Good supporting cast makes this one quite enjoyable.

Seagal’s first buddy picture is a pretty bad ripoff of SEVEN, right down to the perpetual LA rain. I still don’t know what the title means.

Superb drama about the last few days of a struggling internet startup leading up to 9/11. Josh Hartnett was actually very good in this film.

Seagal’s first supporting role and first time he is killed off. Seagal does a good job with the few scenes he’s in.

Hands down the funniest film of the year. I had tears from laughing so much. And I finally get the whole Danny McBride thing now.

Seagal’s first sequel. Dated VFX really stand out. Hardly seems like a proper sequel, rather a script with Ryback plugged into it.

Seagal took heat for his environmentally themed directorial debut. He was actually right but how does blowing up refineries help the earth?

Seagal’s mainstream cross-over hit. A pre-Fugitive Tommy Lee Jones hams it up real good. Not a lof of hand-to-hand combat in this one.

Seagal at his bone-crushing best.  William Forsythe plays a truly crazy villain. Great bar fight too. By far my favorite film he’s made.

Screwface, Seagal’s most known villiain, makes this film one of my early favorites. The great Keith David also adds some great chemistry.

Debut of the ponytail! Seagal’s family is murdered and he spends 7 yrs in a coma. Once he wakes up its time for revenge on the evil senator.

Seagal’s big screen debut. Some convoluted plot involving drug runners, refugees, and US senators. Lots of great fights and broken bones.