Monthly Archive: August 2008

The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

Hit or miss sketch comedy film from the famed news outlet. Seagal keeps reappearing as himself promoting a new film called Cock Puncher.

My Giant

My Giant

Seagal briefly cameos in a movie Billy Crystal’s character is producing in this really terrible laugh-free film.

Kill Switch

Kill Switch

Seagal plays a Memphis detective on the trail of a brutal serial killer. First time I saw someone get curbed since American History X. Ouch!

Pistol Whipped

Pistol Whipped

Not as strong as Urban Justice, but far better that most of Seagal’s later DTV work. Seagal creates a nicely nuanced character with flaws.

Urban Justice

Urban Justice

Finally a DTV that is a throwback to the glory days of great Seagal films. Great action, cool villain. I really enjoyed this one.

Flight Of Fury

Flight Of Fury

Remake of the 1998 Michael Dudikoff thriller Black Thunder that Seagal didn’t really want to make and it shows.

Attack Force

Attack Force

Seagal is sent to Paris to find out who killed 3 of his trainees. Turns out it was a super-powered hooker. No joke.

The Promotion

The Promotion

Seann William Scott and John C. Rielly go head-to-head for the new supermarket general manager’s position in this really funny film.

Baby Mama

Baby Mama

What started out as a very bad episode of 30 Rock was only saved by a great performance from Amy Peohler.

Shadow Man

Shadow Man

This film has some of the most blatant Seagal body doubles of the DTV era. Also co-stars Oscar nominated actress Imelda Staunton.