Borgman, 2013 – ★★★
Took it’s sweet old time getting going but I did enjoy the trip.
MOVIE REVIEWS
Movies watched, rated, reviewed & revisited.
Movie Reviews Archive
Little Monsters, 2019 – ★★★★
It’s a very rare thing for a horror movie that’s supposed to be funny to actualy be genuinely funny.
Cocaine Shark, 2023 – ★★★
Pure insanity. This was my first exposure to the Polonia Brothers. Can’t wait to watch some more.
Impetigore, 2019 – ★★★
Beautifully shot and a pretty interesting story. How did this end up on Shudder?
Hellarious, 2019 – ★★
An anthology with way more misses than hits.
4bia, 2008 – ★★
A tedious watch. No idea why they chose to use all of those PS1 quality digital effects.
Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain in the Lair of the Naked Bikini, 2000 – ★★★★
I’m not quite sure what I just saw but I think it was pretty amazing. That hallway scene towards the end was…
A Gnome Named Gnorm, 1990 – ★★★
One of those 90s movies where they really threw everything against the wall to see what would stick.
Eaten Alive, 1976 – ★★★
Can’t believe I’ve never watched this sleazy Hooper classic until now. It did not disappoint.