Hangman, 2015
This movie was so boring I started watching old South Park cock magic videos on YouTube.
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Aliens: Colonial Marines – Stupidest. Retcon. Ever.
**SPOILERS** Can’t figure out how to bring back a beloved dead character? That’s ok, just save that story for another…
“Evil Dead” Remake Redband Trailer
[youtube https://youtu.be/wLettc3rUUk&w=640&h=360&align=left ] I was skeptical that this would just be another lame cash-grab remake unitl I saw this crazy…
Final Destination 5, 2011
Better than the turd that was Part 4. The end was actually kind of clever. How can you not love…
Batman : Arkham Asylum
One of the best superhero games I’ve ever played. The fighting mechanic is so fun and satisfying. Also, the first…
“Rise of the Planet of the Apes” Trailer
Forget that terrible Tim Burton movie, this new re-imaging of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes looks great! Too…
Chasing Ghosts: Beyond the Arcade, 2007
This documentary covers much of the same ground already covered by the much better King of Kong. Donkey Kong kill…
Machete, 2010
Somehow the filmmakers managed to get every scene from the fake trailer into this crazy movie. Jeff Fahey needs to…
“Your Highness” Red Band Trailer
[youtube https://youtu.be/KS8wdVZqVrU&w=640&h=360&align=left ] I can’t stop laughing at this NSFW trailer for David Gordon Green’s upcoming medieval comedy. Danny McBride…
“Battle: Los Angeles” Trailer
[youtube https://youtu.be/-Pd-uuDi28U&w=640&h=360&align=left ] Creepy and epic. Black Hawk Down + Aliens could make for an awesome movie. This second trailer…
Call of Duty: Black Ops
A true bad-ass simulator. So much fun to play and the story was by far the best of the series.…
Winnebago Man, 2009
Maybe sometimes you shouldn’t meet your heroes. This documentary about the angriest RV salesman in the world ruined the original…
Dawn Of The Dead
Zack Snyder did the impossible – made a great remake of one of my favorite movies of all time. Make…
Cemetery Man
Funny and just plain weird Italian zombie movie from Dario Argento protege Michael Soavi starring Rupert Everett. I really like…
Dead Alive
Before Peter Jackson was winning Oscars, he directed some amazing horror films – including this one that may be the…