Blade: The Iron Cross, 2020 – ★★★
My boy Blade was barely in this Full Moon cheapy. That said it was still a good time.
Category: MOVIE REVIEWS
Hospital Massacre, 1981 – ★★★
Utterly bonkers. This movie was so much fun. The exam scene was way over the line.
Another WolfCop, 2016 – ★★★
A really fun and funny sequel. Willie was just the best. He really stole the movie.
The Pack, 2015 – ★★★
I’m always down for a wild animal flick. I just don’t understand why they just didn’t immediately climb to the roof and pick the dogs off one by one.
Bloodthirsty, 2020 – ★★
Boy did they every get their use out of the same 2 songs over and over again.
Bodies Bodies Bodies, 2022 – ★★
All these characters were so awful on every level I just stopped caring. The big reveal at the end is the only thing that keeps this from being a 1-star movie for me.
R-Point, 2004 – ★★
I didn’t really enjoy this one too much at all. Maybe too much got lost in translation.
A Tale of Two Sisters, 2003 – ★★★
I somehow never saw this before today. I thought it really held up.
Mad God, 2021 – ★★★
A visual masterpiece. I didn’t know what was going on, but it sure looked great.
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, 2022 – ★★★
I thought the story was so-so but the costuming and production design are by far and away the best in the MCU.
