Ahockalypse, 2018 – ★★
Swings hard for laughs and misses almost every time. The concept could’ve been a blast, but the execution is dead on arrival.
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Borderline, 2025 – ★★★
Entertaining and carried by a game cast, with Weaving stealing every scene she’s in. Light on depth, but solid fun all around.
Get Away, 2024 – ★★
Tries to shock but ends up feeling forced and stale. The humor aims for edgy but mostly lands with a thud.
The King Tide, 2023 – ★★★
Grounded and well-acted, it explores its supernatural setup with a believable lens. Doesn’t push boundaries, but it sticks with you.
No One Lives, 2012 – ★★★
Predictable but gleefully savage, it delivers the bloody goods with style. You won’t be surprised, but you will be entertained.
Caveat, 2020 – ★★
This wimpy main character couldn’t even break through a piece of drywall
Presence, 2024 – ★★★
Sleek and skillful, with a haunting precision—may resonate even more on a second watch. A strong showcase of craft.
The Presence, 2014 – ★★
Utterly by-the-numbers with no spark or identity of its own—just another forgettable entry in the ghost story pile.
Retardead, 2008 – ★★
Offensive title aside, it’s a rough, tasteless ride—but somehow the ending manages to stick better than expected.